Sparty Hard for the holiday

Sooo this post is a little late, but we're all playing a bit of catch-up now aren't we?! yeah... thought so

St. Patty's day 2011 was a glorious occasion for gingers to pretend they're normal people, 10am shots, sorority girls to all dress identical (Editors Note: Aparently, Sorority girls do not require occasions to all dress alike, it is a daily occurence.), skipping classes, and getting completely white-girl wasted.

Next holiday on the calander: 4/20

Stock up spartans!!!

It's Spring Time!! Is love in the air?!

Uhh... doubt it, it is most likely:
the obnoxious shrill voices of drunk skanks awakened from hibernation
two drunk dudes yelling "GO GEREN" "GO WHITE" back and forth at eachother
the smell coming from whatever is in the Red Cedar
...and a mysterious eery tune coming from within the beaumont tower.

At night, when the moon is aligned just so, xylophone (or some other chromaticly scaled percussion instument) can be heard drifting through the ganja scented air of MSU.  There is only ONE explanation for this!.....

...There MUST be vampires living in the Beaumont Tower.

Luckily for us, these aren't the sparkly, angsty vampires like from Twilight, these are most certainly the dirty, raw, sexy vampires like Bill Compton and Eric Northman.
If that referance is lost on you, leave. now.

Either way, thank you for keeping the dream alive, creep that only plays at night