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Brody Buses
Oh Brody Buses how I hate thee, you put me in so much misery. You never come at critical times and make me stand in incredibly long lines. Oh Brody Buses I do complain, how I have to wait out in the rain. Oh Brody Buses why cant you see? I wish you were more like the 33.
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i hate water chestnuts. gross. they ruin my salads, the ruin my stir-fry, the ruin my spinach dip, they ruin my life.
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I normally have nothing against tall people, but when they decide that it's a good idea to sit dead center in the front of a lecture, then I hate them. I hate it even more if the lecture is relatively small and I am forced to sit behind them and I can't see anything for the entire class. If you're about, lets say, 5'9'' or taller you need to sit on the outskirts of the row, or in the back. Preferably both. It's not fair that you get to see fine while the other 20 of us look like we're doing some weird dance move trying to see the board around you every time the professor changes the powerpoint slide. Be more considerate next time.
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8am classes. Why the f*ck am I awake right now, and where the f*ck is the sun?! Dammit.
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The sound of people eating apples.
This may have never bothered you before, but next time you are near someone as they crunch and slurp and drool all over a granny smith or macintosh, just wait. When people eat apples in public in a quiet area, it is the most obnoxiously noisey situation, not to mention completely h'awkward. Eat your effin' apple quieter damnit!
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Running into people I've had sex with in the caf.
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I hate people who pay for their bus fare and shove their way onto the bus before everyone else to do so. Who do you think you are to scoot in front of me in the freezing cold blizzard when you're going to take 3 times as long as everyone else combined to get on the bus? If you know you have to pay, be polite and move to the end of the line or just get a bus pass because this seems to be a reoccurring incident. New rule: get a bus pass or get the f*ck out of my way, because it's freezing and I forgot my gloves you stupid little bitch.
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