Dude, Where's My Pants...

     We have noticed an odd situation spreading amongst some of our peers here at MSU: People going pantless in the dead of winter. Okay, okay, so they're wearing shorts- but shorts are NOT pants, there is a difference- about 2-3 FEET worth of difference. While the rest of us are bundled up in scarves, hats, and obnoxiously similar looking coats, you h'AWKWARDLY advertise your lack of judgement and stupidity...

     Dude, it's mid January and windchill is 12 degrees.  Really, what's your deal?  Do these pantless students come from some magical land where humans are bred to be cold-tolerant? Is it laundry day? Tryin' to show off those 'sexy legs'? Or are you just looking for people to call you a douch-bag?

So, Mr. Shorts & Tall Socks Combo, we feel you have earned your place on Hawkward MSU;  But do us a favor, and get some f*ucking pants already.  It's winter damnit!